In Future Check Weather Reports!

[Paladin]

Yesterday I spend ages washing my car for it was quite dirty. It had not been washed in ages. When I was finished it looked GORGEOUS! What happened today? It has been raining like a son-of-a-bitch and I have seen warnings of severe thunderstorms all fucking day! My poor beautiful car! I just had the fucking power window fixed too! Bitch!

Let this be a lesson to those who do not bother to check the fucking weather reports. Shit!

 

[Lord Raffles]

Ah, the old story of the boy who cried wolf comes to mind. You've just lost any trust and sympathy from nearly (if not all) the folks who have read this thread and really thought you had died, Lord Raffles. Not funny. It was pretty shitty actually. I did feel bad for you. I won't make that mistake again.

HA HA - I MADE SOMEONE CRY!​