In Heaven...

[Mentalist]

In Heaven: the cooks are French,
the policemen are English,
the mechanics are German,
the lovers are Italian
and the bankers are Swiss


In Hell: the cooks are English,
the policemen are German,
the mechanics are French,
the lovers are Swiss
and the bankers are Italian

 

[CaptainWacky]

would you need police in heaven?

 

[Mentalist]

Yes because Simon Magus just ran in with D-LO brown and they're tearing shit up!

OMG! OMG! OMG! FROG SPLASH ON ST. PETER!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Will Droz go to Hell?

 

[curiousa2z]

Yes because Simon Magus just ran in with D-LO brown and they're tearing shit up!

OMG! OMG! OMG! FROG SPLASH ON ST. PETER!

I can just picture it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Shame there is no afterlife because consciousness is a temporary illusion created by our physical brains.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Did you know that they have paved roads in heaven?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I HATE MYSELF FOR LOSING YOU