In Menty's Absence, I Shall Now Assume The Throne.

[The Question]

There, I assumed it. Right, then. Harumph.

 

[jack]

TQ's King Of The Minefield
He likes to sing and dance
and if you don't believe him
He'll punch you in the pants.

 

[The Question]

^^It's funny because it's TR00 OMGWTFBBQ hey that rhymes fkjflsflskdjfaspoiuoudsfhooha

 

[Kerb Crawler]

WTF? Jack, the deposed King of teh Gutters is now the jester of TK, while the assumption of Menty's "throne" goes unmolested?

 

[Blindgroping]

TQ, you need to take a shit, don't you?

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Except he really wouldn't be taking it, would he? He'd be leaving it.

 

[Blindgroping]

I'm hoping.

 

[Spoof]

as are we all.

 

[CaptainWacky]

YOU WILL NOT HAVE THIS DAY.

 

[Ishcabittle]

First of all, Menty is never really gone...

He's on the smile of every child, he's in the crashing of the ocean waves; Menty is, well, he's inside all of us.

Second, who the fuck is going to keep up with Wack-ee-doodle? Just try, it TQ. Try to out spam teh Wacky.

 

[The Question]

i wack da wack-wack da wack wack da wackeh

 

[The Question]

Anyway, I'm not so much SEIZING the throne from Menty as just keepin' it warm 'til he gets back

 

[Ishcabittle]

Hmm.... warm buttocks.... that sounds good, baby, yeah bring... it...

Wait, you're a chick right? 'Cause d0000d, I don't swing that way. At least not since I left collage.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The last pages are for you, Menty.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Wait, is there actually a physical throne? That you can sit on?

Is it comfy?

 

[The Question]

Yeah, it's like a LA-Z-BOY, only it's got a keyboard and stuff on it for spammin'.

 

[The Question]

Hmm.... warm buttocks.... that sounds good, baby, yeah bring... it...

Wait, you're a chick right? 'Cause d0000d, I don't swing that way. At least not since I left collage.

Where did you leave your collage?

 

[CaptainWacky]

WAIT A MINTUE, WHO LIKES CHICKS AND WHO DOESN't?

 

[Ishcabittle]

LOL COLLAGE.

i like my wife, then hot chicks on the street with nice boobs, then the occasional really-really goodlooking guy.

 

[The Question]

Ben Stein kicked my neighbor's dog.