IN "THE SECRET WORLD OF ALISON MACK" WAS THE SECRET ANYTHING TO DO WITH RACE?

[Gagh]

I REALLY DON'T KNOW. I DON'T DO SECRETS VERY WELL, BUT I KNOW YOU GUYS KNOW LOTS OF SECRETS THAT I DO NOT KNOW, AND THAT THIS MAY BE ONE OF THEM, WHICH IS WHY I AM ASKING YOU IF YOU KNOW THIS AT THIS MOMENT IN TIME.

Dr Dave: "No, Gagh. It was not anything to do with race."

Captain Wacky: "Hoots!"

Eggy Mayonandhdiaisidaananaise: "I LIKE BOYS!"

TK Women: "WE DO TOO!"

 

[Dr Dave]

[Dr Dave] Indeed [/Dr Dave]

 

[Fuddlemiff]

At one point I thought her sister was Leah Brahms, but later I realised they just have similar looking boobs.

 

[CaptainWacky]

THE SECRET WAS PETE ROSS'S DRIED UP SPUNK FOUND IN HER PUBIC HAIR. FUNNY? NOT REALLY, SHE DIDN'T KNOW HOW IT GET THERE. BUT THAT WAS THE SECRET. ALSO: HOOTS.

 

[Dr Dave]

!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

You can identity Pete The Boss Ross's spunk by its metallic aftertaste.

 

[CaptainWacky]

STRIDE GUM.