In This Thread, Each Of Us Will Have An Hilarious Meltdown

[The Question]

AAAAAARRRRRGLEBARGLE FRAFFLEFRAFFLEFRAFFFFFF!!! BLEEEAAARRRRRRRRGGHHHH RUMPLEBUMP RRRRRRRRIGGIDYGACK!!! issed:

ET MAH FACKIN' CETERAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

But it would clash with the slow subtle meltdown I've been having the past few years.

 

[whisky]

Fuck insomnia.

The thing, not the band.

 

[Cassie]

CHOCOLATE COVERED FROGS

 

[Fuddlemiff]

MY METAL FEET ITCH AND THEYRE IMPOSSIBLE TO SCRATCH. GRRRRAR

 

[whisky]

I am half way to 90, arrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Cassie]

CANKLES

 

[USUC]

IT'S "A" HILARIOUS MELTDOWN. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, not "AN". AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, fuckin' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

I refuse to participate.

 

[Love Child]

 

[CaptainWacky]

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fuck limes

 

[Dr Dave]

MY BRONCOS LOST THIS PAST WEEKEND IT WAS DISPLEASING.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

NEED SLEEP*


* At the right time of night instead of just before work.

 

[Cassie]

IT'S SO COLD I CAN'T MELT.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I fucking hate everything.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

So I bought a few new blankets for winter, y'know, simple fleece throw blankets that I can toss on the couch for those days when the heat takes a while to come on. The biggest one arrived yesterday, and it's nice and toasty, and it arrived just in time because the temp dropped to below freezing, so YAY right? But because I am a loser who doesn't deserve anything nice and deserves to have every little thing in his life turn to shit, yesterday was also the day that a little water drip started forming through the ceiling from the apartment above me, which OF COURSE is over the couch where I have taken to sleeping lately, so it starts dripping on me and my nice brand new blanket. So now I have to lose EVEN MORE sleep this morning, running to the bathroom and grabbing a couple of bath towels to fold and place on the spot where the leak is hitting the couch so my brand new blanket doesn't get dirtied up right out of the package. Luckily the drip seems to have stopped so it must have been a temporary water spill above me, but now I will forever be paranoid of it happening again and I'll never feels safe to fall asleep with my nice new blanket on me ever again, so basically I'm going to die of sleep deprivation soon so it was nice knowing you all.

 

[Dr Dave]

IT IS COLD AND WINDY OUT IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD!

FS:hsfpodihafaspihapsioh

 

[Love Child]

WTF EGGS?!?!F?? I would get my gun out and shoot the ceiling so the water never drips again!


NO ONE IS GOING TO FUCKING DRIP ON MY BLANKET! NOT UNLESS I WANT THEM TO! YOU HEAR?!??!?! NO ONE!

 

[CaptainWacky]

My hips hurt.

 

[Dr Dave]

Were you dancing?

(I'm guessing not).

 

[CaptainWacky]

I was not.