In this thread I will arbitrarily answer some questions while ignoring other

[Hambil]

I'm safe now right?

You'll know you're not safe when you can't log in.

 

[Captain Jack]

I'm going to sue the president...and then assassinate TK

Well, you're really pressing your luck here, ain't ya'.

Sue the president for gross incompetence, then brag about it on TK.

Let us know how well that goes. Maybe Dick Cheney will invite you on a hunting expedition or something...

 

[Captain Jack]

You'll know you're not safe when you can't log in.

Fear the rodent!!! Bwa-hahahahaha! :bigass:

 

[VKD]

is threatning to kill the vice-pres a bannable offence - surely that's OK?

 

[Hambil]

 

[VKD]

I'm going to sue Dick Cheney if he becomes an admin here

 

[Hambil]

Cheney's Got a Gun

 

[Captain Jack]

Cheney's Got a Gun

That video kicks ass! LMAO!

 

[Henoch]

Hampster or Gerbil...which is the sexier rodent??

 

[Captain Jack]

Hampster. Paws down.

 

[Roadwarrior]

Does Alex Karas felch rodents?

 

[Sarek]

Does Alex Karas felch rodents?

Let me guess, you're a professional and want someone to share techniques with. Take out a help wanted add a TurdWars next time.

Oh wait. You can’t. It’s not there.

 

[ScrotusRex]

^^^You're using a tired old modality again, Sarek. Try again, my little friend.

 

[Sarek]

^^^You're using a tired old modality again, Sarek. Try again, my little friend.

Sometimes the old tried and true methods are still as effective against the same old, tired, has been duals.

Now shut the fuck Scrotum.

 

[Phil McCracken]

Hampster or Gerbil...which is the sexier rodent??

The one with the bigger cock, obviously.

 

[Sarek]

^Obvious experience talking folks.

 

[Phil McCracken]

^Obvious experience talking folks.

I'm as gay as you are, sarek. You enjoy a big one, don't you?

 

[Atlas_Collins]

Let me guess, you're a professional and want someone to share techniques with. Take out a help wanted add a TurdWars next time.

Oh wait. You can’t. It’s not there.

We don't want petulant little bastards who wear their mommy's eye makeup.

You keep the little fuck, Sarek!

 

[Hambil]

You enjoy a big one, don't you?

I enjoy a little one everyday, well every other day - I am getting older after all.