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In this thread we shall address Proteon in a familiar way!

Kerb Crawler

Closed Fist of the Badlands
Yo yo yo!

What's the haps, bitch!?

Lay it on me, Prote!

WIZZLE WUZZLE!
 
protean --- dont leave TK. we'll form a support group and coddle you. :smooch:
 
I was just hoping to get at the root of his psychoses and maybe exchange holiday recipes.

Prote, why so glum, chum!?

How'd you stumble across TK?
 
I came for the Gagh but the Gagh went down. I stay for the Star Trek duals. And the fifty five intangible posts a day where Jack and Val go into PM showdown.
 
oUCHIE IS MY BUIRYGCSTCH
 
I followed Jack over from Commie after being baited by Manners but there was a lot more interesting stuff to do here. I stay for the sense of belonging and comraderie this community instills in my otherwise meaningless existence. And learning how to avoid SPAMMING in my shorts just a little less everyday.
 
i STAY FOR THE CONTACT WITH OTHER HUMANS
 
The first thign I ever read here was a two pager by TQ, Jack and TJHairball arguing over whether or not the Hollocaust ever happened.

It was easily the most interesting and well thought out shit I've read all year and I said so.

A month later there is no sign of such intelligence or willingness to argue a topic. I haven't been bored here long enough to enjoy Val and all of you who take turns being him.

last but not least - gots to run - pick up at the airport and I have no idea how to get to 91 north from here...

I'll be back to moan later.

Hi Q you big cumstain. I see you!
 
I've been masturbating wioth Val I must admit.,

OK I ARE AM HAVE REFORMED NOW
 
Proteon is a personal fav of mine. We're goin' to Saturn together someday, and that's a fact.
 
Can you bring me some dust from Titan, please?
 
One order of Titan dust, comin' up.
 
Chop it finely please, the rocks make my nose bleed.
 
Proteon, this is Troll Kingdom. You can check out any time you want, but you can never leave...
 
Heard that Val.
 
You know, Val's got it going on very sweetly, if he'd just quit the dick swagger.
 
Ish is my Shaman. He is the man and them some.

I could try to find it in me to enjoy Val if he would change his avatar back to teh smug fat photo he wore previously.

I came here through a friend as well and like I've said, was hooked by TQ's concrete reason. I'm not bemoaning a lack of attention, becuase I personally haven't started many threads and certainly haven't started many thinking threads.

But anyway it was the thinking that brought me here but there was a switcheroo somewhere and I got instead a ringside seat in a role-playing-costume-war.

I'm too tired to give a shit now. For what it's worth I have enjoyed alot of you folks, those I really beleive ARE folks. The record needs to show that I am also a part of another forum with a good number of folks I've grown to really give a shit about this year - so I'm not dissing the comeradarie (sp?) but I'm certainly not starved for it.

Whatever. Menty hit in on the head before I derailed his lovely thread.

I rhymed.
 
You and Menty are both just drama queens.

And you are the ONLY ONES ON THIS FORUM so you should be ashamed.
 
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