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In this thread we will come up with creative places Falconarg has gone

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He died of smallpox and was buried in a unmarked grave in a small Mexican village.

He dressed in drag nightly to entertain lumberjacks in the frozen wilds of Canada. If the lumberjacks learn he is secretly male he will be sodomized with an axe handle as part of a lumberjack initiation and forced to join their ranks.

He is the first non-intelligent life form in space.

His brain was cut from his body and placed into a robot policeman. The experiment failed after he plugged himself into a server to play mugen non-stop and tasers anyone coming with 5 feet.
 
He's on his honeymoon with Falcy Girl in the Great Hole of Uranus. Gee I hope they send us a postcard.
 
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He was abducted by a roving band of gypsies who wear nothing but Louis Vutton which was either stolen or bartered for but never bought. Falcy proclaimed them, and I quote, "LAME FAILURE GYPSIES OMG LOL" and then they realised they had not abducted Paris Hilton but a 15 year old mugentard and dumped him into a quicksand bog. Due to the high amount nothing but air between his ears he did not sink but instead stayed afloat recitkng the best moves to use in a mugen battle against Abraham Lincoln if you are using Robby the Robot to keep himself sane during the long 6 week wait to be rescued.
He almost was left to die by the Marine who found him because the first words out of Falcy's mouth were "Only fags wear that colour green LOL".
 
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