Incredible! What Shining & Convulsing Feeling !

[Ishcabittle]

So, translating from Korean, eh? How's that effecting your sales?

 

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CineFX Engine

Powers cinematic effects beyond imagination. With advanced vertex and pixel shader capabilities, stunning and complex special effects are possible. In addition, increased horsepower delivers faster and smoother gameplay.

Well, that's just wonderful! I've always wanted more horsepower for my computer!

 

[Ishcabittle]

Yeah, dude, I installed some new cams and headers on mine, web pages load instantly. I'm thinking of getting a supercharger kit, but I don't know how much extra performance I'll get... so I'm holding off...

 

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Good on yeh. My budget of $0 a week somewhat limits how much I can improve my computer...

 

[Ishcabittle]

Well as soon as I get the nitro-kit hooked up I'll be able to browse from 0 to 60 in a couple seconds or so. YEAH! FUCKIN' NASCAR PAINT JOB ON THE CASE AND EVERYTHING!

 

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But the real question is, can it love you?

 

[Ishcabittle]

Now that would be the ULTIMATE PCI expansion card, there. The "extra port", complete with self-lubrication. What about PCI-Xpress! Twice the bandwidth, twice the fluids, twice the fun.