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Instead of candy this year, what are you handing out for Halloween?

Mirah

Mirah

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For all those teenagers that think they are kids and need to be trick-or-treating-Condoms and a pamphlet on "safe-sex"
For all those parents who say their kid is in the car and is sick- nothing! They are lying!
I'll come up with some more ideas later...but for now..I want to hear yours!
 
Chadarnook said:
Grenades?
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Yes!
I'll hand out 30 day coins and smokes for all the alkies in the neighborhood.
Some oil and Porn for the 32 yr old Virgins still living w/ mom and dad.
Some clothes for those teenagers who don't wear enough clothes-not because they are too young-but because they are too fat! Seriously-how long will I have to look at your folds of skin hanging just above your jeans and your shirt that is too small-and you wear it like that on purpose?
And for some of my more judgemental friends that may be stopping by-a stick remover to get that stick out of theri asses!
 
Hilbert Frakes said:
Om handing out cans of beer and cigarettes. And if I have time a few doobies!
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If you have time?
If you have time?
I'm going to your house to Trick-or-treat!
 
Might as well if it wasnt handing out shit to kiddies and scarying the day lights out of them it might be dull. Free Beer,pot and smokes what more could you want?
 
Hilbert Frakes said:
Might as well if it wasnt handing out shit to kiddies and scarying the day lights out of them it might be dull. Free Beer,pot and smokes what more could you want?
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Oh you know.
 
I'm converting one of those air freshener hospital automatic spray things to accept aerosol ebola toxin, and then hooking it up to release a spray each time you ring the doorbell.
 
Love Child said:
Yes!
I'll hand out 30 day coins and smokes for all the alkies in the neighborhood.
Some oil and Porn for the 32 yr old Virgins still living w/ mom and dad.
Some clothes for those teenagers who don't wear enough clothes-not because they are too young-but because they are too fat! Seriously-how long will I have to look at your folds of skin hanging just above your jeans and your shirt that is too small-and you wear it like that on purpose?
And for some of my more judgemental friends that may be stopping by-a stick remover to get that stick out of theri asses!
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Haha! ;)
 
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