ToeRag
Fucked Bunny
watching daytime tv from beneath one eyelid today i noticed a recurring advert where some company promises to reclaim your mis-sold mortgage insurance. this raises a couple of issues:
1. the mortgage companies obviously have the names and addresses of all those they mis-sold insurance to, so why don't they contact them themselves ? answer: they would have to pay it ALL back.
2. why introduce a 3rd party of parasites (the advertisers) to claim on your behalf ? answer: because you're an idiot, you rarely think anything through, 25% of your braintime is spent wondering "what's for tea ?", therefore you deserve to have your money taken away.
on the back of those musings, and because i was well stoked on cheap lager, i began to consider car insurance, specifically how they increase your premiums massively if you get caught drink driving, here are my findings:
1. your car insurance is invalid if you are over the alcohol limit.
2. therefore the insurers don't have any liability with regards to drink drivers.
so, why do they whack up your insurance by 2, 3, 400% if you get caught drink driving ? answer: it's just another fucking con and you didn't even notice ("what's for tea ?").
please stop being an idiot, that lumpy grey thing behind your eyes is there for a reason..
1. the mortgage companies obviously have the names and addresses of all those they mis-sold insurance to, so why don't they contact them themselves ? answer: they would have to pay it ALL back.
2. why introduce a 3rd party of parasites (the advertisers) to claim on your behalf ? answer: because you're an idiot, you rarely think anything through, 25% of your braintime is spent wondering "what's for tea ?", therefore you deserve to have your money taken away.
on the back of those musings, and because i was well stoked on cheap lager, i began to consider car insurance, specifically how they increase your premiums massively if you get caught drink driving, here are my findings:
1. your car insurance is invalid if you are over the alcohol limit.
2. therefore the insurers don't have any liability with regards to drink drivers.
so, why do they whack up your insurance by 2, 3, 400% if you get caught drink driving ? answer: it's just another fucking con and you didn't even notice ("what's for tea ?").
please stop being an idiot, that lumpy grey thing behind your eyes is there for a reason..
