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The Question
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Who is this 'chatty' person we've been seeing so much of lately? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
MORBO
New member
1. Do you spend more time than you intend to with sexual material on the Internet?
NO. MORBO SPENDS THE EXACT AMOUNT OF TIME INTENDED WITH SEXUAL MATERIAL ON THE INTERNET.
2. Have you ever been caught looking at sexual material on your computer?
HASN'T EVERYONE?
3. Have you told yourself that you would stop your sexual behavior on the Internet, then broken that resolution?
MUHAHAHA! NO. BROKEN RESOLUTIONS ARE FOR THE WEAK.
4. Do you ever get upset with yourself for wasting too much time searching for sex or sexual material on the Internet?
PLEASE. MORBO IS AN UNEMPLOYED PRIME TIME NEWS ANCHOR. WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO DO?
5. Do you ever masturbate at the computer while looking at online pornography or while engaging in online sexual behavior with others?
YES, BUT MORBO GROWS TIRED OF THE CONSTANT CLEANING OF HIS KEYBOARD AND PERIPHERALS.
6. Do you need sexual images or interpersonal sexual contacts that are increasingly more graphic that those viewed or experienced before to attain the same level of sexual excitement?
IT IS LIKE YOU'RE LOOKING RIGHT INSIDE MORBO!THIS QUESTIONNAIRE IS TRULY INSIGHTFUL.
7. Do you lose interest in previously viewed pornography or in previous online sexual partners and need to find new sexual material or contacts to get the same level of sexual excitement as in the past?
NO. ONCE MORBO WAS CAUGHT THE SEXUAL EXCITEMENT WENT AWAY.
8. Do you spend money for sexual material or sexual interaction at pay sites?
YES, BUT STRICTLY FOR "RESEARCH PURPOSES."
9. Have you viewed online sexual material or engaged in online sexual interactions when you were suppose to be working?
DUH.
10. Have you ever been told by anyone that you spend too much time on the computer or on the Internet?
NO. ONCE, MORBO'S CO-WORKER, LINDA, TRIED TO STAGE AN INTERVENTION BUT MORBO CONSUMED THE LOT WITH A SIDE OF SHRIMP SAUCE AND A BOTTLE OF JACK.
11. Do you ever spend time with online sexual material or engage in online sexual interactions when that time could have been spent with your family, friends, or a romantic partner?
MORBO IS PENNILESS, DIVORCED, AND UNSHAVEN. WHAT DO YOU THINK?
12. Has your Internet sexual behavior caused you to have problems with family, friends, or a romantic partner?
THEY DID NOT UNDERSTAND. ...MORBO DOES NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
13. When you are not online, do you think about getting back online to visit sexual web sites or make sexual contacts?
NO. MORBO IS TOO BUSY WITH HIS MUTLIPLE HOBBIES SUCH AS WEAVING, PAINTING, AND BOW-FISHING.
14. Do you have sex sites that you frequently check to see if they have been updated?
ONLY FOR THE INFORMATIVE ARTICLES.
15. Have you tried to stop your online sexual behavior by doing things like deleting your sex site bookmarks?
DOES THAT WORK?
16. Have you tried to stop looking at online sexual material or tried to stop engaging in other online sexual behavior and then felt a strong desire to return to it?
MORBO IS LOOKING AT PORN RIGHT NOW. MUHAHAHA!
17. Have you fantasized about people you've seen in Internet pornography or people you've been involved with online while having real sex with a partner?
MORBO DEMANDS TO KNOW WHY ARIA GIOVANNI WILL NOT RETURN MORBO'S CALLS!?
18. Have you accumulated credit card debt from fees paid to gain access to Internet sexual material?
WHY ELSE WOULD MORBO BE PENNILESS?
19. Do you feel ashamed or guilty after you have viewed pornography or had sexual encounters on the Internet?
MORBO IS MORE ASHAMED THAT HE TOOK THE TIME TO ANSWER THIS QUESTIONNAIRE.
20. Have you ever feared that you would be caught in the act of masturbating to Internet sexual material?
MORBO FEARS NOTHING! AND FOR THOSE WHO WANT TO WATCH, MORBO CHARGES $20 PER SESSION. PROTECTIVE EYEWEAR IS A MUST!
21. Have you ever come up with ways to avoid being caught engaging in an online sexual encounter or ways to avoid being caught looking at Internet sex sites?
YOU MEAN BY 'BAIT AND SWITCH' OR BY 'HOOK OR CROOK?'
22. Is it easier for you to reach climax masturbating to sexual content or contacts online as compared to when having sex with a partner?
IT IS NEVER EASY FOR MORBO TO REACH CLIMAX. THE BAR HAS BEEN SET TOO HIGH.
23. Do you masturbate to sexual material on the Internet because it is easier than finding or maintaining sexual relationships?
SEE ANSWER TO #9.
24. Do you worry that your sexual behavior online is out of control?
YES...LIKE 'GIRLS GONE WILD!'MUHAHAHA!
NO. MORBO SPENDS THE EXACT AMOUNT OF TIME INTENDED WITH SEXUAL MATERIAL ON THE INTERNET.
2. Have you ever been caught looking at sexual material on your computer?
HASN'T EVERYONE?
3. Have you told yourself that you would stop your sexual behavior on the Internet, then broken that resolution?
MUHAHAHA! NO. BROKEN RESOLUTIONS ARE FOR THE WEAK.
4. Do you ever get upset with yourself for wasting too much time searching for sex or sexual material on the Internet?
PLEASE. MORBO IS AN UNEMPLOYED PRIME TIME NEWS ANCHOR. WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO DO?
5. Do you ever masturbate at the computer while looking at online pornography or while engaging in online sexual behavior with others?
YES, BUT MORBO GROWS TIRED OF THE CONSTANT CLEANING OF HIS KEYBOARD AND PERIPHERALS.
6. Do you need sexual images or interpersonal sexual contacts that are increasingly more graphic that those viewed or experienced before to attain the same level of sexual excitement?
IT IS LIKE YOU'RE LOOKING RIGHT INSIDE MORBO!THIS QUESTIONNAIRE IS TRULY INSIGHTFUL.
7. Do you lose interest in previously viewed pornography or in previous online sexual partners and need to find new sexual material or contacts to get the same level of sexual excitement as in the past?
NO. ONCE MORBO WAS CAUGHT THE SEXUAL EXCITEMENT WENT AWAY.
8. Do you spend money for sexual material or sexual interaction at pay sites?
YES, BUT STRICTLY FOR "RESEARCH PURPOSES."
9. Have you viewed online sexual material or engaged in online sexual interactions when you were suppose to be working?
DUH.
10. Have you ever been told by anyone that you spend too much time on the computer or on the Internet?
NO. ONCE, MORBO'S CO-WORKER, LINDA, TRIED TO STAGE AN INTERVENTION BUT MORBO CONSUMED THE LOT WITH A SIDE OF SHRIMP SAUCE AND A BOTTLE OF JACK.
11. Do you ever spend time with online sexual material or engage in online sexual interactions when that time could have been spent with your family, friends, or a romantic partner?
MORBO IS PENNILESS, DIVORCED, AND UNSHAVEN. WHAT DO YOU THINK?
12. Has your Internet sexual behavior caused you to have problems with family, friends, or a romantic partner?
THEY DID NOT UNDERSTAND. ...MORBO DOES NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
13. When you are not online, do you think about getting back online to visit sexual web sites or make sexual contacts?
NO. MORBO IS TOO BUSY WITH HIS MUTLIPLE HOBBIES SUCH AS WEAVING, PAINTING, AND BOW-FISHING.
14. Do you have sex sites that you frequently check to see if they have been updated?
ONLY FOR THE INFORMATIVE ARTICLES.
15. Have you tried to stop your online sexual behavior by doing things like deleting your sex site bookmarks?
DOES THAT WORK?
16. Have you tried to stop looking at online sexual material or tried to stop engaging in other online sexual behavior and then felt a strong desire to return to it?
MORBO IS LOOKING AT PORN RIGHT NOW. MUHAHAHA!
17. Have you fantasized about people you've seen in Internet pornography or people you've been involved with online while having real sex with a partner?
MORBO DEMANDS TO KNOW WHY ARIA GIOVANNI WILL NOT RETURN MORBO'S CALLS!?
18. Have you accumulated credit card debt from fees paid to gain access to Internet sexual material?
WHY ELSE WOULD MORBO BE PENNILESS?
19. Do you feel ashamed or guilty after you have viewed pornography or had sexual encounters on the Internet?
MORBO IS MORE ASHAMED THAT HE TOOK THE TIME TO ANSWER THIS QUESTIONNAIRE.
20. Have you ever feared that you would be caught in the act of masturbating to Internet sexual material?
MORBO FEARS NOTHING! AND FOR THOSE WHO WANT TO WATCH, MORBO CHARGES $20 PER SESSION. PROTECTIVE EYEWEAR IS A MUST!
21. Have you ever come up with ways to avoid being caught engaging in an online sexual encounter or ways to avoid being caught looking at Internet sex sites?
YOU MEAN BY 'BAIT AND SWITCH' OR BY 'HOOK OR CROOK?'
22. Is it easier for you to reach climax masturbating to sexual content or contacts online as compared to when having sex with a partner?
IT IS NEVER EASY FOR MORBO TO REACH CLIMAX. THE BAR HAS BEEN SET TOO HIGH.
23. Do you masturbate to sexual material on the Internet because it is easier than finding or maintaining sexual relationships?
SEE ANSWER TO #9.
24. Do you worry that your sexual behavior online is out of control?
YES...LIKE 'GIRLS GONE WILD!'MUHAHAHA!
Starship Coyote
Original Gangster!
CoyoteUgly likes MORBO.
We could be friends in another life.
We could be friends in another life.
Kerb Crawler
Closed Fist of the Badlands
There's no challenge in it. Besides, if you've seen one asian girl blowing a donkey while getting fisted by a big-headed midget, you've seen them all.
Blindgroping
U mad 'bro?
I'm obviously out of the loop then.
Kerb Crawler
Closed Fist of the Badlands
^Nice use of shadows.
Blindgroping
U mad 'bro?
Ever see the anime CPU?
I need me one of them!!
I need me one of them!!
Blindgroping
U mad 'bro?
How do you mean?Miranda said:
MessengerX
New member
Meh.