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Introducing Admiral Marjorie Dawes

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Or Andrea Eliasson, as she calls herself

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She looks like she could be the hot new cast member of seminal Fan Series - HIDDEN FRONTIER.

Starring such memorable characters as:
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CAPTAIN SQUINTY

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ADMIRAL OBESE ANDRODYNOUS

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LT. LACK OF ACTING SKILLS

AND INTRODUCING

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ENSIGN BAD GREEN SCREEN
 
I swear I've seen a few cute girls on the TrekBBS pictures thread. Few and far between, of course.
 
I wonder if they also like wearing badly tailored starfleet uniforms and sitting in front of a green screens while reciting poorly written, cliché infested fan trek scripts?
 
Aye Aye Captain first we took the dilithium crystals and pointed them at the phased invertor ensuring the quantum filaments around the duranium shadowed hull was circling at no more than 3 parsecs, before Googling for pix of Jeri Ryan's snatch.
 
Wouldn't that cause a hull breach?
 
MORE LIKE AN UNDERWEAR BREACH
 
Something must be done!
 
We could kill ourselves.
 
Seriously, the big chick with the tiny head could at least invest in a regulation Star Fleet brassiere that doesn't allow her nipples to poke out. THOSE THINGS ARE DANGEROUS!
 
Hey now, the Titanic episode was cute, and there was that other episode where Gabriel Koerner played that awfully hot Bajoran captain in the exposition logs --one of my favorite Star Trek cliches.
 
Was that film with Tim Russ and all the other losers ever released?
 
What film is this?
 
Some fan film Russ and some other minor Trek actors (Nichelle Nichols, Chekov maybe...Gowron? Can't remember) were involved in. They said they would distribute it for free then backpeddled and said they might charge for it and there was a big thing and it probably sucked anyway.
 
No, not that one.
 
I know that's not that one, Gonad, it just reminded me of the Tim Russ express.
 
Tim Russ Express had Alan Ruck in it, the ultra-handsome Alan Ruck.

"I'm gonna take a stand. I'm gonna take a stand against him. I am not going to sit on my ass; as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of MY life!"

And continues to be handsome as he ages. Oh, he should do another buddy sitcom with Michael Boatman, then they can release that, and Spin City, and Muscle, as the "Alan and Michael: Together Forever" <3
 
He was good as BUS PASSENGER in Speed.
 
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