Iran still poses biggest threat to U.S.

[Kefka]

http://www.sltrib.com/opinion/ci_4524665

Follow me on this.

According to the Bush people, Iran is a major threat that requires invasion because they might someday sort of, kind of, maybe start to think about building a nuclear weapon. But North Korea, which has bombs right now and is openly testing them, isn't a problem.

And it isn't really. North Korea was added to Bush's "Axis of Terror" list for one reason and one reason only, so that it didn't look like the US was only attacking Israel's enemies in the Mideast, even though that is precisely what we have been doing.

So now we have a situation where North Korea has the bomb and Iran does not, yet the invasion of Iran is imminent, because the reality is that Israel is calling the shots here and Israel doesn't give a damn about North Korea.

 

[The Question]

^^Exactly. Our government is their bitch, and they sincerely don't give a fuck if their bitch gets iced as long as they take everything they can get before it happens. Shit, our country is basically used up anyway.

 

[Ogami]

And when the "imminent" invasion of Iran doesn't happen, ever, you'll come up with another wacko conspiracy theory to explain that one.

You're like cult leaders who predict the day the world will end, and when that day passes, you predict another date.

Yet all the kook conspiracy theories in the world won't put the Democrats back into power. Bet you didn't foresee that one, Nostradamus!

-Ogami

 

[Sarek]

Remember that old Carmel roll that looked like Mother Teresa a few years back? I just took a shit and it looks just like George Bush! Think it has some kind of divine meaning?

Hey Ogami, would you like me to shellac it and mail it to you?