Conchaga
Let's fuck some shit up
Tell stories about times that you trolled people in real life. I'll start.
When I lived in Italy I eventually blended in with the locals, because I dressed and spoke like them and all my friends were Italian.
Well, we'd normally hang out in heavily-touristed areas waiting for easy women to show up. Trust me, there's nothing hornier than a college student on vacation in Europe. Anyway, my favorite pastime was giving old, snobbish, fat american people the wrong directions into the bad part of town whenever I saw them being rude to the locals. Or I'd give them bad advice on how not to get robbed by gypsies.
In my time on deployment with the Army overseas about eight months in, I broke protocol for an entire week and called everyone by their first names and only saluted the Sergeants instead of the officers. The week after that, I would only address the Captain of our company with a pirate accent and demeanor. I convinced half the company to do the same. I took the commander's vehicle and rolled it into the middle of a 100 foot by 100 foot drainage area that was two feet deep using my hummer and then drove mine out. I then told the captain that nobody had moored his ship properly and it had drifted from the docks. I then came up with a new personality disorder each week for the next two months. I think the final straw was pretending to be a really queeny gay guy, taking all the (required) patches off my uniform "because they clashed" and started hitting on a colonel.
My platoon sergeant was a real dick at all times, so I was constantly ignorant on purpose. For example, he asked me to fill five ten gallon water containers, so I filled them with sand, because he didn't specify what to fill them with. He asked me to put gas in the humvee one time. I asked him if he was sure. He said yes. So I did. Problem is, they run on diesel.
Haven't done a lot involving police though. Besides the fact that a buddy of mine is a cop and he constantly gets me free beer and weed that he takes off the high school kids. He'll sit down and drink the beer and smoke the weed with me, too.
When I lived in Italy I eventually blended in with the locals, because I dressed and spoke like them and all my friends were Italian.
Well, we'd normally hang out in heavily-touristed areas waiting for easy women to show up. Trust me, there's nothing hornier than a college student on vacation in Europe. Anyway, my favorite pastime was giving old, snobbish, fat american people the wrong directions into the bad part of town whenever I saw them being rude to the locals. Or I'd give them bad advice on how not to get robbed by gypsies.
In my time on deployment with the Army overseas about eight months in, I broke protocol for an entire week and called everyone by their first names and only saluted the Sergeants instead of the officers. The week after that, I would only address the Captain of our company with a pirate accent and demeanor. I convinced half the company to do the same. I took the commander's vehicle and rolled it into the middle of a 100 foot by 100 foot drainage area that was two feet deep using my hummer and then drove mine out. I then told the captain that nobody had moored his ship properly and it had drifted from the docks. I then came up with a new personality disorder each week for the next two months. I think the final straw was pretending to be a really queeny gay guy, taking all the (required) patches off my uniform "because they clashed" and started hitting on a colonel.
My platoon sergeant was a real dick at all times, so I was constantly ignorant on purpose. For example, he asked me to fill five ten gallon water containers, so I filled them with sand, because he didn't specify what to fill them with. He asked me to put gas in the humvee one time. I asked him if he was sure. He said yes. So I did. Problem is, they run on diesel.
Haven't done a lot involving police though. Besides the fact that a buddy of mine is a cop and he constantly gets me free beer and weed that he takes off the high school kids. He'll sit down and drink the beer and smoke the weed with me, too.
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