Is anyone here wrapped up in cotton wool?

[CaptainWacky]

Does it really keep you safe?

 

[Tisiphone]

I'm wearing some cotton wood, but no cotton wool.

I'm okay as long as no pyromaniac is near me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

F I R E!

 

[CaptainWacky]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cottonwood

 

[headvoid]

bubble wrap is better, you make a nice sound when you walk in a room and people want to hug you all the time

 

[Fuddlemiff]

And to pinch you. WHAT HAPPENS WHEN ALL THE BUBBLES ARE GONE AND THE ONLY THING LEFT TO POP ARE YOUR EYES?!

 

[CaptainWacky]

What if they hug you too tight and you suffocate.

 

[headvoid]

I'm sponsored by pringles

 

[CaptainWacky]

O RLY

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I HAVE A BIG JUICY EGG ROLL?

 

[Tisiphone]

Did you order it?

 

[CaptainWacky]

HE ORDERED IT TO STOP

 

[Tisiphone]

Yet it just kept raping him AGAIN and AGAIN and AGAIN and AGAIN and AGAIN!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

AND NOW IT WON'T EVEN CALL!