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is Cassie a SEXual being??

Cassie and I used to play sex games back in the day. Catholic schoolgirl/Headmaster and Newcomer/Sponsor role play were our favorites. She used to turn me on to no end with talk of how she could suck gold veins from solid rock and her ability to make men ejaculate like udder spray from a cow. She could make a man crack a nut like red brick shatters windshield too.
 
That's not so FAR from the TRUTH!!!

(In that it's a complete fabrication.)
 
My secret life is so secret I don't even know about it!
 
"Cassie" spelt backwards is "Eissac".
 
MY SECRET IS OUT!
 
Rellik is Killer spelt backwards.
 
It means that Cassie is in for some hot loving!!!
 
o rly?
 
All this backwards speak makes me think of the midget man from Twin Peaks.
 
YOU WOULD SAY THAT, "ENOHPISIT".
 
*starts snapping fingers and dancing to weird, sexually charged jazz music*
 
get back to sex
 
GET BACK TO SHATNER SHATNER SHATNER SHTANER.
 
I believe that answers the question!
 
SEX before breakfast!!!
 
and after lunch!
 
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