Is it bad when your semen is a dark green?

[Ishcabittle]

Too much dope?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

You're getting the last of St. Paddy's Day out of your system?

 

[Ishcabittle]

I didn't swim in the river this year, it was too cold.

 

[starguard]

As long as it's not glowing you should be fine

 

[Ishcabittle]

*whew*

That's a relief! Still... I should try an experiment. Lay off the sauce for a week and then check for changes.

 

[Anna]

:wtf:

 

[Ishcabittle]

:wtf:

oh for jesus' sake,

My semen is a dark green!

 

[FBI parte due]

oh for jesus' sake,

My semen is a dark green!

...

 

[Ishcabittle]

Thank you.

Has everyone met my attorny? Are introductions needed? No? Right. Let's talk about semen.

 

[FBI parte due]

Let's.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Mine's dark green. You?

 

[FBI parte due]

Not last time I checked.

I'll smoke some pot, mastrubate, and then get back to you.

 

[Friday]

No shit, Ish, it could be a sign of a prostate infection, if you're serious. Get to a doctor.

If you're joking...ha ha ha.

 

[FBI parte due]

Were you using your penis to smoke it?

 

[Ishcabittle]

You'll have to forgive me if I'm unfamiliar with the procedure for that one. How does it go?

If you're joking...ha ha ha.

I'm most certainly joking!!! Hahaha indeed, there's no way my prostate is distended!!! No way at all!! Ha ha! Ha ha. ha. hum. harumph.

 

[FBI parte due]

You'll have to forgive me if I'm unfamiliar with the procedure for that one. How does it go?

Y'know those Indonesian guys who can stick pencil-sized metal rods up their urethras?

 

[FBI parte due]

But yeah, you might want to get that looked at.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Y'know those Indonesian guys who can stick pencil-sized metal rods up their urethras?

Yes, do go on.

 

[FBI parte due]

Well, you call them up and offer them free plane fare if they come over to your house and help you stick pot up your urethra and then light it on fire.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Yeah, I can't afford that.