Is it really so bad to smash a wheelchair-bound mildly retarded 8 year old....

[Gagh]

...in the face repeatedly with a steel chair? The way the police reacted, you'd have thought he could walk or something. How fucking selfish is this world getting?

What next. Burmese victims to get International aid? Oh Puh-lease.

 

[Ishcabittle]

i know how you feel, the other day i saw my old boy scout troop leader on the street and bashed him in the face with a wrench. according to the "witnesses" (if you can call them that, i mean, did they witness what happened in that cold, dark tent so many years ago?) i attacked the man with a zeal usually attributed to the zarking mad, but honestly, i thought it was a natural reaction to seeing him again.

not my fault that his nose couldn't take the blunt trauma of a steel wrench and shattered up into his brain, killing him. at the very most, i should get manslaughter, this first degree murder business is simply absurd.

 

[curiousa2z]

BUMPED BECASUE THIS IS AN IMPORTANT ISSUE

 

[Claude Ballsack]

So there is this blind lady that walks by with her seeing eye dog every day. I have found that if you pop that dog in the nose real hard with a big rubber band, he takes off running and drags the old blind lady behind him.

But that is beside the point, I guess.

 

[Gagh]

I'd pay to see this, and lay some painful obstacles down beforehand.

 

[CaptainWacky]

A black guy tried to get on the bus today and I shouted "OY, DRIVER, HE'S BLACK!" and the dirver quickly shut the door and drove off and said "thanks for the tip, mate!" and gave me a special ticket that means I can ride all buses in the land for free for the next hundred years!

 

[Ishcabittle]

YOU LUCKY BASTARD!

 

[Gagh]

LOL. Wacky cracked a funny! A black man in Scotland!

 

[Cacophony]

So there is this blind lady that walks by with her seeing eye dog every day. I have found that if you pop that dog in the nose real hard with a big rubber band, he takes off running and drags the old blind lady behind him.

But that is beside the point, I guess.

On a slightly related note, my cousin is blind and one day when her brothers were supposed to be watching her, they decided that they wanted to go for a jog. But instead of leaving her at home, they thought it would be a good idea to tie a 10 foot rope around her and have her run with them.

She ran face first into a stop sign.

 

[Gagh]

At least she did what the sign asked.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I actually did see a black guy in the bus today (probably more than one, but one was REALLY black) and it stuck in my brain, proving my deep-rooted racism I suppose.

 

[Cassie]

This thread confuses me. Probably all the black men.

 

[Yub]

All the black cock, you mean.











Don't neg me, every woman's supposed to love black cock, it's a rule or something, that's what my mum said.

 

[Love Child]

Today a black man proved what a bigoted racist pig he is by claiming that my vietnamese employee was being disrespectful to him because he had a purple heart, the black man not the employee. So I slapped him down and offered him flied lice. "YOU WANT SOME FRIED RICE BITCH?! THATS THE LAST TIME YOU TALK ABOUT MY EMPLOYEES LIKE THAT!"

 

[Gagh]

I hope you shove a stick of asparagus up each nostril as well.