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IS JACK A TOTAL FAGGOT?

SaintLucifer

beer, I want beer
JACK OF TROLL KINGDOM IS:

A COMPLETE CUM-GUZZLING FAGGOT

A MINOR FAGGOT WHO LIKES TO TAKE IT UP THE ASSHOLE

IS A PEDOPHILE WHO LIKES TO TOUCH LITTLE BOYS

ALL OF THE ABOVE

Please check one.

Come on people. Don't be shy. Don't hate! Participate!!
 
Gurk_MacGuintey said:
I'm sure he prefers the spicelyness of Thai food.

:laugh:

Uh oh! Now he is going to threaten me with a fucking lawsuit! Excuse me whilst I contact my lawyer. *ROTFLMAO*
 
Sarek said:
Jack must have really pissed off Luci this time.

Or Luci is on the prowl for a date. ;)

I guess you have not been up-to-date. Allow me. Apparently I have heard JACK threatened TROLL WARS with a lawsuit for doing the very same thing I have done here: create a poll asking whether he is a faggot or not. I have doubts it is true but one never knows because it either predates my signing up at TROLL WARS or I just never saw the thread. I believe it is the former. Someone told me it has been necroed since JACK because tossing the names of lawyers in the direction of TROLL WARS. I have no idea what fool would attempt to sue a TROLL site for their having successfully TROLLED him. I mean that is their raison-d'etre. Christ on a stick. I cannot say in all honesty that it is true but more than one person has verified it. *shrugs*. Uh oh! Do excuse me. I see JACK coming at me with his fucking lawyer!! Oh no!! Aghhhh! I'm going to jail!! Not again!
 
SaintLucifer said:
Why? Are you offering? I know you have dreamt about me from Day One within the confines of TROLL KINGDOM. Shall we?

Na. I'm not into fat bald guys.
 
SaintLucifer said:
You are not into MESSY? Your posting along with him proves otherwise.


Well. If that's the criteria for being gay, you must have it bad for both Messy and Jack.

Fag.
 
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