Is Keanu Reeves really an evil man?

[CaptainWacky]

OR just misunderstood?

 

[whisky]

evil

 

[CaptainWacky]

WHoah.

 

[Gagh]

HE HIDES ABORTED FOETUSES IN THE BOOT OF HIS CAR.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And that's evidence of evil!?

 

[Gagh]

It is because they are foetuses of HOT MONKEYS

 

[CaptainWacky]

THE BASTARD SCUMBAG I KNEW IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE I HATE HIM WITHT HE HATED OF TEN SATANS MAN OF INTERGRITY MY ASS I AUGHT TO SLAP HIM IN THE EARS AND FUCK HIS GRAN WHILE HIS MUM DIES OF A HEART ATTACKED AND HIS DEAD DUCK JODIE MARSH GOES "NEEP NIGGERS" AND STEALS MY NEW BROWN KITTENS FORM PROFESS YAPEL ANYWAY THE POINT IS I HATE JEWS

 

[The Tomtrek]

I actually don't mind him I mean he was Ted in Bill and Ted and he was cool as Neo and he rocks in A Scanner Darkly.

 

[Gagh]

He was cool as Uncle Buck in 'Uncle Buck' too.

 

[The Tomtrek]

THAT'S ONE HELL OF A PANCAKE!

 

[Gagh]

THEN HE CUT UP THAT CLOWN WITH HIS SCISSORHANDS IN CLOWNDEATHSCISSORHANDS.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I LIKE HIM REALLY!

 

[Conchaga]

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Evil.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He only killed ten nuns.

 

[Conchaga]

Evil!

 

[CaptainWacky]

69, dudes!

 

[Conchaga]

No, those are the evil robot us's.

 

[Conchaga]

They're Non, non, non, non haneous.

 

[Tisiphone]

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

 

[Conchaga]

RUFUS!!