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Is masterbation a form of homosexuality?

satan mcevil said:
If so then Messenger is a huge faggot!
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Cranky Bastard said:
And here we have St Luci in yet another COCK thread.

And here we have CRANKY BASTARD in that very same thread. Once again, you see fit to follow me about the site. Notice you are BEHIND me yes? Please be advised I am wearing a jock strap BACKWARDS. I simply abhor the way you keep chasing after my asshole. Who do you think you are, THUGGIE? I quite understand now why you so admire THUGGIE. He shares the same hunger for cocks that you do.
 
The Watcher said:
does it matter?

No, CRANKY does not matter. He is just some lonely, dumbfuck 50+ year old man with nothing better to do than sit in front of a computer and enjoy his social security cheques. He has an aversion for young men. Just ignore his unusual tendencies to mention 'cock' in every one of his posts.
We are all of us completely aware of his lust for the male sex organ.
 
Do you even know the English language?
SaintLucifer said:
He has an aversion for young men.
Basically means he has a strong feeling of dislike for young men, a statement which is inconsistent with your tedious blather of him (and others) being in love with your genitalia, as you are so fond of pointing out.

Pick up a fucking book once in a while.
 
Messenger said:
Do you even know the English language?
Basically means he has a strong feeling of dislike for young men, a statement which is inconsistent with your tedious blather of him (and others) being in love with your genitalia, as you are so fond of pointing out.

Pick up a fucking book once in a while.

Oooh, you found yet another typo. Shall we have a parade through the streets? This is the best you can do against me? That was meant to read 'women'. Of course you have never been to TV so you would not know our posting history. Fair enough. Now if you would continue to hold that magnifying glass over every post I make and watch for typos, that would be just so very keen.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Oooh, you found yet another typo. Shall we have a parade through the streets? This is the best you can do against me? That was meant to read 'women'. Of course you have never been to TV so you would not know our posting history. Fair enough. Now if you would continue to hold that magnifying glass over every post I make and watch for typos, that would be just so very keen.
Typo? BAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!! Yet another term you throw about without even being aware of its definition. A typo is a mistyped word, and not a complete mangling of the pitiful thought you were attempting to convey.

People generally tend to have an aversion towards special kids such as yourself distracting them. With such glaring errors, do you expect anyone to read your already barely-comprehensible spam?
 
Messenger said:
Typo? BAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!! Yet another term you throw about without even being aware of its definition. A typo is a mistyped word, and not a complete mangling of the pitiful thought you were attempting to convey.

People generally tend to have an aversion towards special kids such as yourself distracting them. With such glaring errors, do you expect anyone to read your already barely-comprehensible spam?

You are telling ME what a typo is??? Uh, I guess you don't know what I do for a living... oh do never mind. I waste my time. Run along now.

With such glaring errors, do you expect anyone to read your already barely-comprehensible spam?

In order to catch my typo, you would have had to have read my post thoroughly. You caught it, therefore you hung on to my every word. Contradictory much?
 
SaintLucifer said:
You are telling ME what a typo is??? Uh, I guess you don't know what I do for a living... oh do never mind. I waste my time. Run along now.
What do you write, children's books? That's as high as you can go when your skill is so incredibly laughable.
In order to catch my typo, you would have had to have read my post thoroughly. You caught it, therefore you hung on to my every word. Contradictory much?
LOL. You are accusing me of pouring over your post because I pointed out an egregious error. That's rich!
 
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