Is Netflix Christian?

[Love Child]

How about your car insurance company? How about the plates you eat off of? The clothes you wear? No? Then stop asking me if the music I listen to is Christian. Really.
Next thing you'll say is, "it's not that gay singer you are listening to is it?"
Really.

 

[Cassie]

Tell them your fist is Christian and then PUNCH THEM IN THE NUTS.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Do you listen to DEVOTIONAL ROCK? (is that better?)

 

[CaptainWacky]

"What kind of a name is Christian? That would be like if my parents had named me Jew!" - Paul Heyman

 

[Love Child]

I have friends who have a son with that name. It was confusing when I first met them because thier other son has a first name that sounds like a last name. I thought they were calling thier other son a Christian. It took me a week to learn what they were talking about!

 

[Love Child]

How about your car insurance company? How about the plates you eat off of? The clothes you wear? No? Then stop asking me if the music I listen to is Christian. Really.
Next thing you'll say is, "it's not that gay singer you are listening to is it?"
Really.

Oh and don't even tell them if you ever went to a Planned Parenthood because that place is evil.

 

[Dr Dave]

Tell them your fist is Christian and then PUNCH THEM IN THE NUTS.

Very old testament.

 

[Mirah]

The newest one is: Well if the pastor is not preaching Jesus, then it isn't a very good message. You can tell a good church by how quickly they get to Jesus.

So now my church is wrong?!??!??!?!

 

[Dr Dave]

Ugh. Who is saying this too you?

 

['Gear]

The newest one is: Well if the pastor is not preaching Jesus, then it isn't a very good message. You can tell a good church by how quickly they get to Jesus.

So now my church is wrong?!??!??!?!

All churches are wrong.

 

[Mirah]

Ugh. Who is saying this too you?

It is just general conversation with someone. I used to go to Bible school remember, so sometimes I like to rile people up a little, or see how far they will go with their comments.

So then I can post them here!

 

[Jibbles]

Is Loktar Catholic?

 

[Dr Dave]

I avoid getting into it with Christians. I do remember you went to Bible school.

 

['Gear]

Is Loktar Catholic?

If you take his word for it.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

He does a lot of Lent. He did last year and basically never came back. On the 5th of March, it will be Lent again. And we won't notice he's gone for Lent.

 

[Jibbles]

He does a lot of Lent. He did last year and basically never came back. On the 5th of March, it will be Lent again. And we won't notice he's gone for Lent.

If you take his word for it.

.

 

['Gear]

I notice he's gone. Less bullshit.

 

[Cassie]

Most hellfire and brimstone churches avoid Jesus for the most part. It's hard to scare the congregation with nice stories about a hippie who just wanted everyone to get along.