Is Slasher Really A Mogwai?

[Gagh]

DON'T FEED THAT FUCKING TOWNIE AFTER MIDNIGHT, OR MILLIONS OF CHAVS & CREOLE-CLAD BITCHES WILL TURN UP BEGGING FOR BOTTLE OF WKD-BLUE AND 20 BENSON & HEDGES YOU FUCKING WANKERS

 

[Mentalist]

Slasher aint a townie. LOL. He is fucking funny as if you know him, he cracks me up all the time. He don't go in for any of this bullshit townie culture. Well, except knocking people out who piss him off. But nah, honestly he's safe, we been through a lot of shit.

 

[Slasher]

DON'T FEED THAT FUCKING TOWNIE AFTER MIDNIGHT, OR MILLIONS OF CHAVS & CREOLE-CLAD BITCHES WILL TURN UP BEGGING FOR BOTTLE OF WKD-BLUE AND 20 BENSON & HEDGES YOU FUCKING WANKERS

What the fuck are you going on about? we`ve been down this path before we have established im no townie you fat prick! Ok i have bit back now

 

[Gagh]

*Snicker*

You're so easy to provoke

It's called MINE FIELD HUMOUR. It's not like I'm trying to piss you off in my hoody with a skateboard up and down the steps of Churchill Square or anything!

 

[Slasher]

so what are you sayin townies and crustys dont get on???? Well good humour , nah realy good funny as fuck, i like that

 

[Gagh]

BIG ISSUE!


BIG ISSUE!

 

[Slasher]

You`d proberly tax them

 

[Mentalist]

LOOK MATE JUST BUY MY BIG FUCKING ISSUE DO IT NOW YOU FUVKs.

 

[Slasher]

Look bruv i have my cap pointed upwards and my hair gelled to my forehead, so lets av it menty me and the rest of my 15 year old friends will do you in!! then ill mug an old ladie maybe beat up a few skater kids after i have done a couple of liters of white lightening better make sure i dont rip my mckenzie coat in the process im ard me well ard!!!

 

[Gagh]

HENRI LLOYDS STONE ISLAND FUBU FAKE-ROCKPORT BEEEEEEEEEAAATCHES!