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Is Superman a sexual terrorist?

Reminds me of the old joke.

Superman is flying above metroplis, he sees Wonderwoman sunbathing naked on top of a skyscraper.

He thinks to himself, I can move so fast, I could shag her without her ever knowing, so moving at the speed of light, he whips down, does a super speed shag, and flies off again.

Wonder woman shudders "What the hell was that?" she asks
"I dont know, but my arse is killing me" said the invivisble man
 
But if the invisible man was doing her, she'd be spread eagle and her cooter would be wedged open and she'd be moving up and down in her beach chair as if she were being thrusted. SURELY the Man of Steel would use his detective powers to surmise the situation? And unless the invisible man likes to ride bareback, wouldn't the condom be seen?

Also, the Invisible Man is not a DC character, and therefore non-canon. PLEASE KEEP THESE THINGS IN MIND, PEOPLE!
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
SURELY the Man of Steel would use his detective powers to surmise the situation?
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YOU OBVIOUSLY ARE CONFUSING THE MAN OF STEEL WITH HIS COUSIN TED, THE SMART ONE. THE REAL MAN OF STEEL IS A TACO SHORT OF A COMBO PLATE, IIRC IMHO FWIW!!!!!!
 
BECAREFUL WHEN HE CUMS, IT'S LIKE A GODAMN SHOTGUN GOIN' OFF!!! HEED THE WORDS, "I'M ABOUT TO SUPER-GO!" AND GET THE FUCK OUTTA HARMS WAY!!!!
 
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