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Is the "expanding Earth" theory a troll like Flat Earth Society?

I should post the link at FES and see what they think!
 
It's crazy - the Earth is monitored and measured regularly by satellites. Nothing has changed to suppot such a mad theory.

I propose the Earth is in fact, a giant whoopee cushion. Adams may be a respected artist, but clearly his ageing brain has been addled somewhere down the line!
 
WILL THE EARTH TOUCH THE MOON EVENTUALLY?
 
IF SO, WILL THE MOON BE ABLE TO SUE FOR PAEDOPHILIA?
 
Actually the Earth is always "expanding" because of all the space dust that falls to Earth everyday.
 
Ah-h-h-h.
 
Do we know that it's a net gain, though? We're losing atmosphere constantly, too.
 
Neal was a lovable kook for a long time. I really hope he hasn't aged into a raving flake.
 
He'll probably ask to be buried in a special coffin so the Earth doesn't spit him out or something.
 
That theory is so whacky you almost want it to be true.
 
I prefer the Hollow Earth, myself:

Hollow_Earth.jpg
 
For the world is hollow and I have touched the sky.
 
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