is the new 70 the old100?

[jack]

besides the obvious....forgetting people's names, moaning or groaning when bending down, using the term, "back in my day."

how do you know when you're getting old?

 

[Loktar]

It's when you can't control your bladder or bowels. And you have to "depend" on friends to help you with "shit".

 

[jack]

It's when you can't control your bladder or bowels. And you have to "depend" on friends to help you with "shit".


*tee-hee*

 

[jack]

for example......

if you still try to cure a cold with soup and crackers, your old.


*tee-hee*

 

[Loktar]

for example......

if you still try to cure a cold with soup and crackers, your old.


*tee-hee*

I guess I'm young. I don't take medicine when I get a cold. I make the cold my bitch and wait for it to kill itself.

 

[jack]

face the facts my peoples, old people are sucking us dry. rich countries around the world have spent the past several years getting to grips with the costs of their aging populations.

if you're over 60-years-old, stop posting on this message board. old people are narrow-minded, dogmatic and stank.

why give a 70-year-old person some teeth when you know he can not eat a tomato.

 

[jack]

Blackfoot posting elsewhere

back in 2006. do the match. 2020 - 2006 + 60 = that makes me, "Blackfoot" 63

Not sure what "match" is but based on his "math"

Guess it's time for the old porch monkey to "hang it up"

 

[jack]

While we're at it...let's fix the intent of the title of the thread.

If 100 is the new 70 (which was what the dumb fuck was trying to say), then 60 is the new 40

You're so very welcome

and no porchie, you don't know my real age. Best you can do is guess *tee-hee*

 

[Loktar]

And 40 is the new 20. Yeah right I don't feel like I'm in my mid twenties. Maybe mentally though.

 

[jack]

Therein lies the tale.

 

[jack]

Blackfoot posting elsewhere

back in 2006. do the match. 2020 - 2006 + 60 = that makes me, "Blackfoot" 63

Not sure what "match" is but based on his "math"

Guess it's time for the old porch monkey to "hang it up"


LOL Blackfoot owned three times in this thread