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Is the Torchwood finale on tomorrow at the same time as Celeb BB?

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
OH NOES THE DILEMA WHAT TO WATCH, SEXY OWEN HARPER AND FRIENDS OR PEACHES GELDOF'S BOYFRIEND AND JADE GOODY'S GRAN GONIG INTO THE BB HOUSE!?
 
Owen should be a BB contestant and rape everybody(like Jade's Gran, or Toshiko). Meanwhile Toshiko can rewire the camera's to see through the clothes of anyone who's reasonably attractive(like Owen, but not like Jade's Gran). Problem solved.
 
Wacky, you have sky, why didnt you just watch torchwood last night on BBC3, or tonight for that matter?
 
captain jack will TURN RED get a jet-propelled bottom, and whiz around the streets of CARDIFF screaming "YOU DARE MEDDLE WITH ARDRA'S AFFAIRS???"
 
It was kind of hot when Ardra turned into Troi, I'd have fucked her brains out THEN said "no deal!"
 
I would have demanded she turned into Charlotte Church, but with Lenny Henry's voice.
 
Me too, then titty-fucked her as she made unfunny jokes about white people in an unconvincing Glaswegian accent.
 
THEN AT THE END ARDRA SAYS "BUT I DIDN'T DO LENNY HENRY'S VOICE! AND THUS THE JOKE IS COMPLETEL LOL MANDI VERSUS CHARLOTTE CHURCH IN A TIT WAR
 
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