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Is there a girl for me?
- Thread starter CaptainWacky
- Start date
curiousa2z
Be patient till the last.
oops...of course she'd order her video games on-line. mea culpa. 
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
You'll meet someone Doctor Dave!
curiousa2z
Be patient till the last.
You'll meet someone Captain Wacky!
I mean that. There is some one for everyone. I really believe that.
I mean that. There is some one for everyone. I really believe that.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I don't believe it. Some people die virgins. It happens. Says so on their gravestones and everything.
curiousa2z
Be patient till the last.
Which gravestones? and were they like ten years old and died of cholera in 1798?
(ok, that was one of my ancestors - except he's not an ancestor since he was ten when he croaked an' all but he was in my family tree)
(ok, that was one of my ancestors - except he's not an ancestor since he was ten when he croaked an' all but he was in my family tree)
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
NINETY YEAR OLDS
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Maybe in a few years I'll be in the nuthouse for attempting to attempt suicide and EMILY will be there too, driven mad by the public taunting her with cries of "###### guy" and she'll fall for me...but I'll have already long since forgotten about her by then and turn her down stone cold, girlfriend!?