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Is there a Hobbit hiding under my garden shed?

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I've never seen him, but I think so.
 
THE VERDICT IS RESOUNDINGLY SOLID.
 
Are you sure it's not a GNOME?
 
No can be sure.
 
No, it's a nun wearing a habit, you clod!
 
yes! I can see your toes.
 
It has a better percentage than the afterlife so far.
 
I had to vote yes on this one.

Watch yourself Wacky, the hobbit might try and steal your feet.
 
I hope it tries to sex me.
 
It might if you dress up.
 
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