Is there an afterlife for cats or not?

[CaptainWacky]

No, don't be silly!

What about for humans?

Yes, of course, there has to be!

But not for cats?

No!

But if there has to be for humans, why not for cats?

Humans are better.

Oh.

 

[Cassie]

Cats are really the masters of the universe, and this is their heaven.

 

[Tisiphone]

Cats are people who committed suicide, and they now get nine lives to make up for their mistake.

 

[CaptainWacky]

no they're just cast

 

[whisky]

cast off?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I suppose the difference is that we have language.

 

[Dr Dave]

There is an afterlife for cats

 

[CaptainWacky]

there isn't nor for humans your existence can end in an instant

 

[headvoid]

The early egyptians were very confused.

If they worship cats, did they become cat slaves in heaven?

 

[Cassie]

Do cats have nine more lives when they get to cat heaven?

 

[CaptainWacky]

NO.