Is there an explicitly explicit forum here???

Volpone

Zombie Hunter
Or is it just assumed that everything is NSFW at your own risk here. I have a post I am pondering presenting but even the optimal title is immediately NSFW.
 

The Question

Eternal
Do it. This is not GrannyKingdom, and fuck anybody who would try to turn it into that.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
Nobody uses the Tea Room anymore -- it's a good place as any for steamy stuff.
 

Volpone

Zombie Hunter
One more Ex and it would be Triple Ex.
 

The Question

Eternal
Sexcuse me...
 

Love Child

One Love
Volpone I am surprised that you asked this question, Eggs answered it and suggested the Tea Room but you posted your titty fucking thread in the Mine Field anyway.

Also
Always always always feel free to post these sorts of stories in the Badlands.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
He didn't do anything naughty -- I didn't answer the question until after the thread was posted.

And I thought about suggesting the Badlands too.
 
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Volpone

Zombie Hunter
I figured you guys really wouldn't care where I posted it, and I'd have far too much to drink, so I posted the question semi-serially, and went ahead with the thread in what I figgered was the most appropriate fora.

God knows this place could use the post count. :)
 

The Question

Eternal
Where do we put the cream cheese porn?
 

The Question

Eternal
That does seem an appropriately pornographic answer.
 

Volpone

Zombie Hunter
So. "Cream cheese porn." Other day, someone posted their steak with taters and asparagus on FB and it looked good. I kind of wanted to reply "I kind of want to have sex with this." Which brings me to other things I can't say on Facebook (not because I'll go to Facebook Jail, but because I'm a civilized human)--when someone has a hot teenage daughter and I want to ask if I can call them "Dad". Or when someone is hot and posts a pic and I want to say "I'll be masturbating to this later."
 

The Question

Eternal
Or when you get the nigh-overwhelming urge to run pell-mell into a church during Sunday worship and shout, "Brussel's FUCKIN' sprouts, BITCHES!" and race right back out the door.

No?

Just me?

Okay.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Or when you get the nigh-overwhelming urge to run pell-mell into a church during Sunday worship and shout, "Brussel's FUCKIN' sprouts, BITCHES!" and race right back out the door.

No?

Just me?

Okay.

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