Is there some hidden meaning to those BT adverts that I just don't get?

[CaptainWacky]

Or are they just really really shite?

(The ones with the guy out of My Family, no I never watched My Family, I just know he's the guy out of My Family okay stop going on about it, Jesus!)

 

[Fuddlemiff]

They make a change from those stupid "five billion people came back to BT last year NO YOU MAY NOT ASK WHY THEY LEFT IN THE FIRST PLACE" type ads.

And the boy has nice eyes.

 

[whisky]

I think hes moved in with a woman who already has kids, so he tries hard to be a surrogate father, and then when a cute woman talks to him, he is tempted by her because she has no kids, is cuter than his gf with the kids, but ultimatly is glad when she goes away as he knows he could never keep a woman like that and at least mrs loads of kids kind of likes him.

 

[The Tomtrek]

I don't get the latest one where he's chatting this girl up BUT IT'S BEEN ESTABLISHED THAT HE LIVES WITH THAT WOMAN WHO HAS KIDS.

GODDAMNIT THAT PISSES ME OFF

EDIT: EXACTLY, RICH

 

[Fuddlemiff]

He thinks she's pretty and she thinks he's hot but doesn't know he's taken. He gets insecure and waffles on about the BT Homehub landline connection with built in B25xfd port and she realises he's a dullard. Meanwhile, lady with kids from that stupid BBC crime drama smirks because she knows no other woman would take him.

 

[Gagh]

HE'S AN EVIL ALIEN OVERLORD WHO HAS ASSUMED THE FORM OF THE MUPPET SON FROM MY FAMILY, AND RECREATED THE BIRD FROM JUST GOOD FRIEND AND TWO SPROGLETS JUST TO EXPERIMENT WITH HUMAN EMOTIONS, BUT HE HAD A SLIGHT OVERSIGHT AND GOT THE MALE & FEMALE GENITALIA MIXED UP AND THE WRONG WAY ROUND. AS A RESULT HE HAS A VAGINA WHERE HIS RECTUM SHOULD BE, AND SHE HAS A PENIS WHERE HER RECTUM SHOULD BE, AND THEY BOTH HAVE A RECTUM WHERE THEY'RE PRIVATES SHOULD BE. ALSO, BY NEXT YEAR THE KIDS WILL SLOWLY TURN INTO KILLER ROBOTIC PELICANS AND CONQUER VODAFONE, SAMSUNG, ORANGE AND ALL THE OTHER BIG PHONE PROVIDERS IN A SLANDEROUS ADVERTISMENT SAGA COURTESY OF MAD, RABID BT BOSSES, WHO HAVE BEEN TAKEN OVER BY CRAIG DAVID DRESSED AS A NUN.

 

[The Tomtrek]

He thinks she's pretty and she thinks he's hot but doesn't know he's taken. He gets insecure and waffles on about the BT Homehub landline connection with built in B25xfd port and she realises he's a dullard. Meanwhile, lady with kids from that stupid BBC crime drama smirks because she knows no other woman would take him.

What if she was like "OH GOD THE BT HOMEHUB TURNS ME ON SO MUCH TAKE ME NOW BIG BOY (for £39.99 with free wireless internet)!!!!"?

 

[CaptainWacky]

The worst was the one where the little girl said she want to call her dad and he said "okay, call your...dad". WHAT?!

 

[Gagh]

The kid had been programmed to say that by evil Doozers from Fraggle Rock. TRUST ME.

 

[CaptainWacky]

WAIT A MINUTE, IS THAT A NEW BT HOMEHUB GROWING OUT YOUR COCK, GAGH?

 

[headvoid]

Whenever I am in awkward social situations I start to talk about BT HOMEBUBBLE BROADBAND.

It's a sure fire winner to get me out of trouble and gain empathy with the people around me.

DEATH IN THE FAMILY? - discuss that you get free wireless
Terrorist Bomb just gone off? - pull out your BT pamphlet on how to download a life complete with friends and family.

 

[whisky]

Wait, is my family the one with Citizen Smith, Cassandra, and that blond bint who desperatly wants to be Pheobe Buffey?

 

[Gagh]

Yep.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's the one no one actually watches yet gets viewing figures of ten million.

 

[whisky]

Thats because people cant be bothered to change the channel after eastenders and before have I got news for you.

 

[CaptainWacky]

THEY WILL WHEN BIG BROTHER EIGHT STARTS WHOOO ANOTHER SUMEMR GONE

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I despise My Family with a passion. It so wishes it was American, with its flailing arms and old fashioned format, but it makes Joey look good.