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IS THIS YOUR DOGGY?

Cassie

Cassie

Touching the monolith
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Please come get the little yapper OK? lol isn't he cute? He's lost, and some little old lady is probably crying her eyes out. DON'T WORRY MINE FIELDERS TOMORROW I WILL FIND HIS HOME. Thank God he has tags.

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DO NOT BE AFRAID OF THE DEMON EYES!
 
He looks like he's plotting something.
 
Did you carve his eyes out and replace them with green balls?
 
OPG HE'S PART OF THE GREEN LANTERN SQUAD!klA;lascc^^^1||||
 
My sister sent this the other day; the new dog and the old cat are getting along great:

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Eggs Mayonnaise said:
OPG HE'S PART OF THE GREEN LANTERN SQUAD!klA;lascc^^^1||||
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NEVER FEAR I have found the dog's people and they finally came and got him. Demon eyes and all. The little fucker barked most of the night. His name is scooter.. His person gave me $50 for keeping him safe. I told him I didn't need any money but he insisted SO I TOOK IT. I'm going to spend it on hookers and booze!
 
ATTA GIRL!!!

he was cute in a doggie-demon-from-Hell-with-glowing-eyes-kinda way.
 
You should have brain-washed the dog into killing its owners. Just for fun.
 
had she more time....
 
Master: YOU FOOL! You've jeopardized our plans!

Dog: But I had to gain Cassie's trust! She's the only one who could stop us!!1
 
Cassie said:
His person gave me $50 for keeping him safe. I told him I didn't need any money but he insisted SO I TOOK IT. I'm going to spend it on hookers and booze!
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Like a true american.
 
A true American would spend it on a NEW FLAG and GEORGE BUSH BUMPER STICKERS.
 
and hookers and booz.
 
AND GUNS AND BULLETS AND LITTLE TINY BULLET SIZED GUNS
 
I'm going to buy things that explode and give them as Christmas gifts! CAN'T GET MORE AMERICAN THAN THAT!
 
You sure cant.
 
I'm going to masturbate over Scarlett Johansson's all-american pale titties.
 
That is what they are there for (that and to be used by her as a floatation device in the event of a water landing).
 
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