Is "Withywindle" the best name for a river, ever?

[CaptainWacky]

I think so.

But watch out of Old Man Willow!

 

[CaptainWacky]

CAN'T BELIEVE NO ONE REPLIED TO THIS TWO YEARS AGO.

 

[Dr Dave]

That is hard to believe.

 

[Ilyanna]

that's because everyone was too busy watching out of Old Man Willow to post.

(And let me take the opportunity to say that Tolkien must have been out of his mind to attribute the male gender to a willow. Everyone knows willows are female.)

 

[Mirah]

I used to have a book "wind in the willows"
Always used it for poem day in grade school
No wait, I had some other book
A less popular one
With Willow in the name and no one had ever heard of it!

 

[Cassie]

I was hiding in the willows.

 

[The Tomtrek]

CAN'T BELIEVE NO ONE REPLIED TO THIS TWO YEARS AGO.

I did.

 

[CaptainWacky]

But...

 

[Dr Dave]

What is Tomtrek up too...

 

[CaptainWacky]

I know the song for him.