Ishcabittle Revealed as Leader in World Trade of...

[Gagh]

...illegal creosote supplies. Mo Fo sells it by the fucking vat load on eBay for extortionate prices, having siphoned it off from unwitting low-income Hispanic households.

I've seen good evidence that he has even stooped so low as to filter it from Hispanic baby's bottles whilst they're supping on it. What next, you bastard? THE MOTHER'S BREAST?

 

[SilentBtViolent]

JUST SAY NO, HISPANICK BABIES.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Yup. Don't fuck with me, man, the floor's slippery.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I thought that was from killing the hookers?

I am about two posts away from dropping the letter N entirely.

 

[CaptainWacky]

HITLER ATE ALL THE PIES

 

[Gagh]

Hitler also deprived all the Jews of vital creosote supplies, THE FENCE-COATING GUZZLING SAUSAGE-MUNCHING LITTLE FUCK.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

CREOSOTE IS SO IMPORTANT IN WOOD PRESERVATION THAT EVEN GOOGLE COULE FIGURE IT OUT.

 

[Gagh]

AND GOOGLE MANAGED TO DO MY ACCOUNTS THIS YEAR - IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE! (It's accounting).

 

[CaptainWacky]

I JUST SEARCH FOR "GAGH'S PENIS" ON GOOGLE AND THIS PAGE CAME UP WTF?

 

[Gagh]

It's referring to TK, which is actually my penis.

 

[CaptainWacky]

AND MY BALLBAGS.

 

[Gagh]

We share it around at weekends.

 

[CaptainWacky]

WITH POTOTA FARMERS

 

[Gagh]

And don't forget the descendents of Chief O'Brien from that shitty stranded on a planet years in the future episode.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Man, y'all... creosote. Money, y'all, money money money.

 

[FBI parte due]

omg ishcabittle when was the last time u postered here??!??

 

[Ishcabittle]

Um, last year, arouund x-massive head wound.

 

[CaptainWacky]

REMEMBER DOCTOR DAVEKOTAY

 

[Ishcabittle]

Where is he, anyway?

 

[Gagh]

HE'S DRINKING CREOSOTE IN NANTUCKET.