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Ishcatittle molested me via PM!
- Thread starter Henoch
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Love Child
One Love
Um.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Molesting is just a college-boy word for one-sided fun.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I GROPED A GRAPE
Ishcabittle
Well-known member
AND I WOULD DO IT AGAIN IN A HEARTBEAT!!!! MWHOWHWAHAHAHAHAH!!!! I'M AN EVIL LITTLE TROLL AND I TOUCHED HENNY'S HEINDER!!!!
FBI parte due
Folces Weard
It's because he's a Mac user.
Ishcabittle
Well-known member
You said it, brah.
Ishcabittle
Well-known member
That man is evil. I suspect he will kill the prime minister of Malaysia soon.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Douglas Adams was a Mac user. He died.
Ishcabittle
Well-known member
Evidence of a Mac-born Ebola virus? My sources say yes.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
My sources say "PLEASE LET US OUT OF HERE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!"
(My sources are a family of midgets I keep locked in a pit in the garden.)
(My sources are a family of midgets I keep locked in a pit in the garden.)
Ishcabittle
Well-known member
Your sources have it much better than my sources.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I'm going to slaughter them in the morning. Humanely.
Ishcabittle
Well-known member
Well, at least they can thank you for that. My sources have all had their intestines surgically tied into knots so they'll eventually burst. I learned it from watching Hitler.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Hitler was cruel but fair. Unless you crossed him. NAZI CROSSED HIM, I should say! I don't know where I'm going with this. Time to deliver the little guys their last meal: this thread, printed out and shredded. bY HITLER!
Ishcabittle
Well-known member
They're so cute when they're that age. Too bad they will never get any older, not after tonight, at least. Let me ask you this one question, if you don't mind, where do you dispose of the bodies of your sources? My basement is starting to reek, but I'm afraid of drawing attention.
Answer on your downtime, no rush.
Answer on your downtime, no rush.