It is 2014

[eloisel]

What does that mean to you?

 

[jack]

Is this like one of your movie reviews?

 

[Loktar]

What does that mean to you?

One more year until I can buy a hover board.

 

[vixie]

A year of doing the same, if not more than last year.

 

[starfish]

it means Vap has amassed 6 decades of failure

 

[jack]

A year of doing the same, if not more than last year.

How many strokes till it starts to spasm?

 

[jack]

I like girls who squirt. Are you a squirter?

 

[jack]

PLEASE tell me you can squirt :claps hands:

 

[Mirah]

What would Jesus Do?

 

[jack]

He'd get down on his knees between your legs and ask for forgiveness very slowly.

 

[Love Child]

I am going to pleasure myself very quickly.

 

['Gear]

Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true

Jerry lee lewis was the devil

Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet

All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world

So there was only one thing that I could do

Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long

 

[vixie]

I am squirting right now.

Hawt!

 

['Gear]

So you got Sera mode, Internet Skank mode and fat jokes when you panic.

It's been a shining couple of days for you.

 

[jack]

I am squirting right now.

Hawt!

Sometimes I can rope a foot or more. Depends on what's causing it.