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IT IS MY BIRTHDAY

sckan_erator

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I AM WONDERING IF IT IS HATE OR NOT WHY NO ONE SAYS HAPPY BIRTHDAY HERE. WE ARE HAVING ROAST PIG AND TWINKIE CAKE FOR THE PARTYL
 
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sckan_erator said:
I AM WONDERING IF IT IS HATE OR NOT WHY NO ONE SAYS HAPPY BIRTHDAY HERE. WE ARE HAVING ROAST PIG AND TWINKIE CAKE FOR THE PARTYL

Skan Audio pronunciation of "SKAN" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (skän)
n. pl. Skan or Skans In both senses also called FAGGOT / DYKE.

1. A member of a traditionally gay people of southwest Africa.
2. Any of the gay languages of the Skan.
3. A group or club whose members are exclusively faggots or dykes
(see 'gay')
4. An individual (male) who seeks sex with members of the same sex
who are preferably extremely young (from the age of 6 and up)
5. Any individual (female) who seeks sex with members of the same sex
who are preferably extremely ugly (beauty is actually unfit for such
activity).
 
I AM LIKING THE GOOD THINGS PEOPLE ARE SYAINIG ON MY BIRTHDAY AND I AM NOT LIKING THE HATEFUL THINGS BPEOPLE ARE SAYING TO ME.

FOR MY BIRTHDAY FEAST I HAD LOBSTER TAILS (12) STUFFED WITH CHOPPED PORK AND DEEP FRIED AND SERVED WITH BUTTER. DESSERT WAS A CASE OF TWINKIES WITH CHOCOLATE SAUCE. I BURNED MY NIPPLE ON A CANDLE.
 
THIS IS NOT BEING EVEN FUNNY. YOU SHOULD STOP BEFORE YOU BECOME MARGINALIZED BEYOND WHAT YOU ARE NOW.

YOU ARE A GREASY FART STAIN MISTER RENTED POLICE.
 
sckan_erator said:
I AM LIKING THE GOOD THINGS PEOPLE ARE SYAINIG ON MY BIRTHDAY AND I AM NOT LIKING THE HATEFUL THINGS BPEOPLE ARE SAYING TO ME.
You won't be liked by everyone, just as you will never please everybody. Just learn to let the bullshit slide and you'll be even more happy.
 
sckan_erator said:
THIS IS NOT BEING EVEN FUNNY. YOU SHOULD STOP BEFORE YOU BECOME MARGINALIZED BEYOND WHAT YOU ARE NOW.

YOU ARE A GREASY FART STAIN MISTER RENTED POLICE.

I thought it was pretty funny myself. What better day to be blown to bits then on the day you hatched?
 
The_Anti_Skan said:
I AM SAYING HAPPY BIRTHDAY SCKANERATOR. IT IS GOOD TO SEE YOU ARE ENJOYING GOOD THINGS TO EAT AND MAYBE WILL GET A BLOWJOB.

Wow. A birthday blowjob. You two must be really close.
 
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