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it is raining

curiousa2z

Be patient till the last.
Quite monsoonish if I say so myself.
 
as indeed I do.
 
Duck and Cover!
 
MEN?
 
The sky is crying here too. Just a long long long cry, not weeping. I offered the sky a tissue. It said, "No thank you" I said, "Fuck you" Then a bolt of lightening struck me down.
 
We had thunder and lightning and hail and winds and trees are down and some people got hurt and some people who stole other people's parking spaces got their cars smashed by trees HAHA and fucking local TV pre-empted Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune to tell me all of this while it was happening outside my window so DON'T CROSS ME TONIGHT! WHEN I DON'T GET MY DOSE OF ALEX AND PAT, I GET STABBY!
 
WELCOME TO MY WORLD, EGGS MAYO!

It's very weird that you guys are getting the hurricanes and not me!
 
Stab me in the Eye Eggs! Do it!
 
We had a pretty sky last night. The moon was bright, but some clouds were rolling over it. Turned me on.
 
Chocolate Rain?

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The sky is crying here too. Just a long long long cry, not weeping. I offered the sky a tissue. It said, "No thank you" I said, "Fuck you" Then a bolt of lightening struck me down.

Stab me in the Eye Eggs! Do it!

The New and Improved Love Child, high as a kite and into pain.
 
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