Where are you? What are you doing?
Where?
Love Child's underwear drawer.
I was having a dream about the apocalypse. The world was ending, all the dead were coming back to life and a bunch of us were trying to survive. I had hooked up with this woman and we were strategizing how to get away from the hordes of zombies. We had holed up in a house where this woman had some power over the dead things and we were negotiating our survival with her when I woke up.
When the plane is going down, don't you fuck whoever's next to you?
You mean Love Child's underwear warehouse.
Did I say drawer? I meant crate.
*dives into a pile of LC's thongs*
D00D! Be careful!
I keep my stash in there...
I thought you were gay loktar...