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IT IS TIME TO TAKE NOTE

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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.
 
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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.

I should like to ask how you are capable of differentiating between Good and Evil? Who is to say who is the righteous and who is not? Stand behind me mine enemy lest I take you to task for utterances which bely your ignorance.
 
I am appointed by the Primum Mobile to distinguish the absolutes, for the Plan flows outward from me in all directions.
 
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I am appointed by the Primum Mobile to distinguish the absolutes, for the Plan flows outward from me in all directions.

There would be only one thing capable of 'flowing outward' from you in all direction and that would be your incredibly horrid stench. I would suggest perhaps a bath is in order. A long one.
 
>SaintLucifer< said:
There would be only one thing capable of 'flowing outward' from you in all direction and that would be your incredibly horrid stench. I would suggest perhaps a bath is in order. A long one.
Then I banish you from my infinite and loving bosom of wisdom. Be gone and be silent, fallen one.
 
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Then I banish you from my infinite and loving bosom of wisdom. Be gone and be silent, fallen one.

Ah but is it not odd that only in the eyes of your Jewish brethren am I the Fallen One? I am the one true God for the false prophet you have followed all these years has done nothing. I ask of you, what has your God done for you lately? I promise you the chance to carry on with your lust for men. Your God abhors you for partaking in a lust He Himself created within you. He giveth thee and He taketh away. All in the same breath. This is who you choose to follow? This is your belated Good? I would give you what you seek, many young boys. How would this Evil then be Wrong? Good demands that all druggies be incarcerated and those who sell them the drugs experience the same. You and yours believe this wrong. Is it not your God who created such drugs in the first place? If so, why is it not right to partake in the creations of God? Why then also is it wrong to sell the same? Are not the drug dealers filling a need? A demand?
 
BRIAN, SINCE YOU SEEM TO UNDERSTAND BETTER WHEN PEOPLE SHOUT AT YOU, HERE'S SOME CAPS FOR YOU. I JUST TALKED TO YOUR MOTHER. SHE SAID SHE'S HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR INTERNET SHENNANIGANS. SHE'S FRANKLY WORRIED FOR YOUR SAFETY, AND I DON'T BLAME HER. AFTER ALL, YOU'RE TWELVE, AND YOU SPEND MOST OF YOUR FREE TIME HERE OR MASTURBATING. NEITHER IS VERY CONDUCIVE TO FITNESS OR HYGIENE. I KNOW YOU MISS YOUR DAD, BUT HE WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO WASTE AWAY LIKE THIS.

I'VE BEEN GIVING YOU A HARD TIME BECAUSE I THOUGHT "IVOVI" WAS YOUR COUSIN, TED. TED'S ANOTHER MISDEMEANOR AWAY FROM THE BIG HOUSE. DO YOU WANT TO END UP THAT WAY? YOU'RE MUCH SMARTER, BRIAN.

SO LISTEN TO ME. GET UP, TURN OFF THE DAMN COMPUTER, GO TAKE WHAT WILL LIKELY BE YOUR FIRST SHOWER IN WEEKS, BRUSH THOSE MOSSY GROWTHS YOU CALL TEETH, PUT ON SOME CLEAN CLOTHES, DO YOUR HOMEWORK, AND ONLY TOUCH YOURSELF WHEN YOU'RE USING THE RESTROOM. THEN GO OUT AND READ SOME BOOKS AND MAYBE TALK TO A REAL, FLESH-AND-BLOOD GIRL.

IF THIS CONTINUES, SOMEONE'S GOING TO HAVE TO BEAT YOUR ASS.
 
THE PURGE APPROACHES

My sons, the purge approaches, and we must do all that we can to ensure the continued flow of energy from within and without.

You shall join hands and make a chain, for the spirit of the truth is rising up again.
 
Sarek said:
Shut the fuck up.
Although the homosexual love you feel for Henoch is not forbidden, it pales to my light, truth, and love.

Life is created when the barriers are brought down, and the world is premitted to flood into it.
 
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Although the homosexual love you feel for Henoch is not forbidden, it pales to my light, truth, and love.

LOL! Sarek secretly loves Henoch! God knows what other dark secrets you have... Well I guess we can ask him, right?
 
Kefka said:
LOL! Sarek secretly loves Henoch! God knows what other dark secrets you have... Well I guess we can ask him, right?
You may pray for my audience, not demand it.

As for Sarek, his crimes are many. He regularly touches himself in an impure manner, practices the forbidden carnal activity of sodomy in which he both gives and recieves, and is a zoophile, among other things.

This is why he shall be changed into a pillar of salt when the time comes.
 
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