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It sounded like a power washer...

Dr Dave

pillzlol
at 5:30am.

At this point I don't know if this was a dream or not.

I woke up about 5:30, my ears were ringing, and I heard what sounded like a power washer. I ventured over and it was coming from the direction of the bathroom. Now I don't know what the hell was going on in whatever apartment this was coming from, but was loud as hell.

Now I've had issues with somebody using their bathroom fan which, and while this could have been a bathroom fan, it sounded way louder, like it filled the whole room (granted when one of the neighbors runs theres it vibrats my room and you can hear it some even with the bathroom door closed, but this was way worse in terms of loudness). It went on for about 15 min after I woke up, who knows how long it was going on prior to me waking up.

Ugh.
 
MAYBE your neighbors built a rocket in their bathroom and LAUNCHED it this morning.
 
Maybe someone placed a KITTEN in the fan and hit the ON switch.
 
That's the thing about Apartment floors, the blood stains need a good jetwash before they go.
 
What if it turned out your apartment building WAS A TRANSFORMER?
 
That would be cool.
 
Not if you were inside it when it transformed...
 
[YOUTUBE]Ml9NkXNOMe4[/YOUTUBE]
 
Maybe some couple was having a little too much fun with their sex toys!
 
YOU'D GET TRANSFORMALISED!
 
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