It was a Dark and Stormy Night...

[starguard]

Lets play a game. The object of this game is for all of us to write a story, with each member adding a comment that will keep the story going.

This story starts with the all too famous first liner:

"It was a dark and Stormy Night" 8)

Lets Begin.


"It was a a Dark and Stormy Night. My car broke down in the forest and while walking through the woods...

 

[BitchSlapSmitty]

Lets play a game. The object of this game is for all of us to write a story, with each member adding a comment that will keep the story going.

This story starts with the all too famous first liner:

"It was a dark and Stormy Night" 8)

Lets Begin.


"It was a a Dark and Stormy Night. My car broke down in the forest and while walking through the woods...

I stubbed my toe on a lawn gnome..

 

[Mentalist]

To my utter surprise it looked up at me and said: "watch it, ass!"

 

[jack]

I never said that :bigass:

 

[Mandi]

Then the little bastard climbed up my leg and sank his teeth into my thigh.

 

[The Question]

...but I guess he didn't like the way I tasted, because he fell to the ground, retching, and screamed, "God dammit! I can't believe...

 

[starguard]

..I broke a tooth on that shit. So he said "Fuck the dumb shit" and pulled out a gun and said..

 

[lady_elena_wf]

"My life isn't worth living since my wife left & took the kids with her." He raised the gun to his temple and...

 

[eloisel]

pulled the trigger. India Ink squirted all over the side of his face. "Damn, those

 

[FBI parte due]

nasty, nasty leprechauns have been at it again." He then decided to rape

 

[Ishcabittle]

meddling kids! I would have gotten away with it!" he said. Turning to sit down, he put his head in his hands and sighed.

- crap FBI got here as i was posting -

 

[FBI parte due]

- crap FBI got here as i was posting -

Yours is better. Just ignore me.

 

[Caitriona]

meddling kids! I would have gotten away with it!" he said. Turning to sit down, he put his head in his hands and sighed.

Mumbling to himself he said, "I never do anything right." Suddenly he heard a noise behind him. He turned and...

 

[jack]

saw the prettiest little gnome he had ever seen in his life. Tiny perfect tits. She flashed two sparkly pearly rows at him and said...

 

[Caitriona]

"You want some of this; you know you do."

 

[jack]

Hiking up her little skirt as she gave him a "come hither look" he gazed upon her tiny perfection, thinking...

 

[starguard]

Damn, this bitch's got a pair of balls even bigger than mines. Damn Transvestites, you can't trust anybody these days. At that moment a bolt of lightning flashed and lo and behold...