It was fun playing with you, Eggs!!

[Tisiphone]

I'm gonna go hit the couch here in the office for a couple of hours. Hope you finally get some rest too.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

YOU TOO MY FELLOW NIGHT OWL HOOT HOOT HOOTERS!

I laid down for about an hour. Dozed in and out. I'll try for a couple of hours now.

 

[Tisiphone]

I was snoozing hard until someone turned on the lights.

Fuckers.

 

[Dr Dave]

SOMETHING FISHY IS ABOUT!

 

[Loktar]

Sorry about that...*removes still wriggling salmon from his pants*

 

[CaptainWacky]

Were you playing Mario Kart?

 

[Tisiphone]

Yes.

 

[Dr Dave]

Did you get to hit Toad with something?

 

[Conchaga]

SOMETHING FISHY IS ABOUT!

If you translate that into Canadian, it means "Something fishy is a boot." I think it has something to do with Eggs' bad-smelling feet.

 

[Dr Dave]

Eggs you have some explaining to do.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Tisi and I are both on strange schedules, so we tend to be the only ones posting around the dawn hours (Eastern Time). This morning, neither of us could sleep worth sour apples.

SO WE RAN OFF, GOT MARRIED, SQUEEZED OUT THREE KIDS AND GOT A QUICKIE MEXICAN DIVORCE JUST BEFORE RUNNING OFF TO THE VEGAS HONEYMOON.

DOUBLE DOWN!

 

[Dr Dave]

Did you at least sell the kids so you could go get take out food?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Better yet, we rented them -- more income over time that way.

 

[Dr Dave]

Renting them is a good thing, but then they tend to come back home.

 

[Tisiphone]

Not if I threaten them with a shotgun.

 

[Dr Dave]

You don't even own one.

All you have is that rubber band gun.

 

[Tisiphone]

Um, how do you know I don't own one? I am in Texas, after all.

 

[Dr Dave]

I was told so by Texasperson22 that you don't have one.

SO TAKE THAT!

 

[Tisiphone]

He is a known liar!!!!!

 

[Dr Dave]

He's also a Submarine salesman.