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It will be my birthday soon.

A blow job from the girl down the road.
Unless of course you happen to be a female yourself,
then I'll get you a whip and chains and you can go find yourself a man slave.
Hope you have a wonderful and happy birthday TheArtist.
 
What sort of artist wouldnt want to utilize every opportunity to express his/herself? Make your own avatar and sig.
 
TheArtist said:
44.

I will be buying myself a .44 for my 44
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Ah, so you are planning suicide too!?

Small world!

I'm turing 38 soon, so I guess a .38 would be apropros for me, huh?

But hey, are you married? If so, is your woman about the same age? Because I hear that women are like money - when you get a 40, you can trade her in for two 20's!

(Or a 25 and a 15, if ya know, you are into that....)
 
bryce said:
Ah, so you are planning suicide too!?

Small world!

I'm turing 38 soon, so I guess a .38 would be apropros for me, huh?

But hey, are you married? If so, is your woman about the same age? Because I hear that women are like money - when you get a 40, you can trade her in for two 20's!

(Or a 25 and a 15, if ya know, you are into that....)
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The ideal age for a woman is half the man's age plus 7. And then subtract a year for each 10 million of the man's net worth.
 
Hey Artist, you live in LA, right? We should get together to celebrate your birthday.

;)
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