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It will never be January 13th 2026

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
"go"
"for real this time"

I had to check 2026 was the right one. Somehow, it is.
Time cannot be stopped.
Imagine if I really did die between now and January 13th 2026. It would be appropriate!
As long as it comes after I post the 2025 Female Celebrity List and, of course, the Wacky Hot One Hundred Version 23. Literally the reasons I live.
No, really, literally.
What am I doing.
What do I think is going to happen if I keep writing the insane female celebrity lists.
They mean nothing.
I should stop.
But...
If I just do one more...
Then in 2026 I can write shorter bi-weekly top tens.
And have peace at last.
Because it doesn't matter who is number one.
They're all great.
And do I even like gilrs
Do I even like anything.
I don't know.
I kind of miss thing of the day posts I guess.
Should I stop the Seinfel thing?
It's hard to keep track of.
Anyway
ANYWAY
Some replies now, then let the thread slip down.
Then I'll bump it on January 13th if I'm still alive.
That will achieve something!
I'm importnat!
 
I've never been more ready for a Giant Meteor. But it better hit my part of the globe, instant fireball. None of this taking out Australia garbage and we just live in misery for decades with nuclear winter and no water pressure and unlreliable power grids.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
I've never been more ready for a Giant Meteor. But it better hit my part of the globe, instant fireball. None of this taking out Australia garbage and we just live in misery for decades with nuclear winter and no water pressure and unlreliable power grids.
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You just gotta hope its the size of texas then it doesn't matter where it hits, Billy Bob Thornton told me.
 
I wonder if the dinosaurs were thinking "meh, about time for a meteor now" right before they died. Or were they all just fucking each other day and night?

I do appreciate everyone who posts here and reads my inscreasingly crazy posts (WHOH coming in two months!) Also I think my space bar doesn't work sometimes? Or do I just keep forgetting to hit it? You won't notice because I always go back and fill the spaces in. But it happens.

What happens if you only eat pizza?

teenage mutant ninja turtles pizza GIF
 
I admire your resolve, yet I fear it would still be fleeting at best.

Just leave your keys under your doormat and after they cart you off me or @CaptainWacky will roll in and continue this important piece of scientific study, we will coin flip for it.
 
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