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It would be cool if you could upload your best wanks...

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
To some kind of wanknetwork then you can download other people's wanks and experience them for yourself.
 
But then people would upload wanks without the proper name so you'd download SCARJO_WANK.wnk thinking you'd get a nice wank over Scarlett Johansson but you'd end up wanking over the scars of some guy named Jo.
 
Jo is a girl's name.
 
This is a really disturbing thread. I think I'm going to locate the brain bleach now.
 
KOREANS DON'T COUNT. EVER.
 
RATE MY WANK.COM

Where you rate them for effort and various other parameters.
 
I_Watch_Wankers.Com
 
Wanktube.cum.
 
Healthy_Penis.Org
 
I think you'd enjoy the wank while you were experiencing it no matter what because the wank pleasure would be 100% accurately recreated in your head, but afterwards you might be disgusted to find you just wanked over The Undertaker's hat or something.
 
This exists. The site is called XTube. Go wild.
 
Tha'ts not quite what I meant.
 
PIMPMYWANK.com

Where you vote for suggestions to heighten the pleasure of others.

pervert 1 said:
I think you should try smearing your body in I can't believe it's not butter, then slide down a long sheet of plastic wanking furiously thinking only of Arsene Wenger

pervert 2 said:
How about you dress up as 80's pop sensation Sinitta and rub yourself against a scale model of Simon Cowell?
 
WANKFACE.com

Where you upload you best cum face and people rate it.
 
Since I didn't make it clear in my opening post and I forgot that none of you (except Tomtrek) can tell exactly what I'm thinking: I meant the wanks would actually be downloaded straight into your brain. You'd experience them as if you were the person wanking: see what they saw, feel what they felt, your hands would move in exactly the same way. That's what I meant.

See, it's not crazy at all.
 
I knew that, I was just free wheeling.

I was on a roll there, I reckon there was a career for me in Wank domain names there.
 
You need to open a site on everyone of them and trick people into watching Nazi monkey porn.
 
Gay Nazi Monkey Porn.

get it right Cassie.
 
Why would you have to trick people?
 
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