It's a monster, kill it, kill it!

[CaptainWacky]

It's not a monster, it's Mr Burns!

Aww, it's Mr Burns...KILL IT, KILL IT!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Riiiight. Let me just type that up on my invisible typewriter.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Keep watching the skiis.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around the city, keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, the bus would explode! I think it was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."

 

[whisky]

They arent booing, they are saying Boourns.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Funny post 2000 Simpsons quote here

*FOOTAGE CANNOT BE FOUND*

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

His jiggling is almost hypnotic.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's like a lava lamp.

SO I was just watching The Twisted World Of Marge Simpson on Channel 4 when I noticed a pretty big edit.

Edna: Well, well, if it isn't Marge Simpson and her gangland cronies.

Maude: Your goon squads certainly gave you the edge in the mobile snack business. But I'm afraid we've outdone you once again. Hiroshi, Yukio...[steps aside to reveal a group of armed Japanese mobsters] Perhaps you've heard of the Yakuza: the Poison Fists of the Pacific Rim, the Japanese mafia.

Agnes: They'll kill ya five times before you hit the ground!

Everything in bold was cut. Do Channel 4 fear reprisals from the Yakuza or something? *nerd snorts*

 

[whisky]

Yeah I thought something was missing too, maybe Jeremy Clarkson wrote that line.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Welllll, "Japanese Mafia" could stir the ire of two different nations...

 

[Dr Dave]

What is Italy going to do, send more people over for a Jersey Shore 2?