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It's Almost Christmas Tiiiiime

Laker_Girl

Mrs. Big Dick McGee
Or so Target would have you believe.

There I am, headed to the Halloween section to get goodies to make goodie bags for my niece and nephew's classes and what do I see on the back wall of the alleged Halloween section??? Christmas lights and lawn ornaments. I mean God, really? Can't I just have my Halloween and then my Thanksgiving??? I'm not ready for Christmas, not at all.
 
Thank goodness they don't play Christmas music yet. Or I'd ask to take a shotgun to work.
 
Yeah, that's right, I looked over at my mini calendar to figure that out, so what of it? I haven't memorized the date of Thanksgiving Day this year, is that a crime?!?!?!

However, the bub, the bubba-roo, Michael Bee-Bop, is turning the big 8-OH! on the 21st of November, we will not be having turkey at his birthday party.
 
^Just means that Thanksgiving is earlier in the year than I like (by three days!), which means I'll be in hell all that much longer.
 
Laker_Girl said:
Yeah, that's right, I looked over at my mini calendar to figure that out, so what of it? I haven't memorized the date of Thanksgiving Day this year, is that a crime?!?!?!

However, the bub, the bubba-roo, Michael Bee-Bop, is turning the big 8-OH! on the 21st of November, we will not be having turkey at his birthday party.

OH-8...It was late, I was tired.
 
I'm flying to Saturn to have thanksgiving with the relatives. I got jipped on the ticket price, but it will be nice to see Uncle Garflar again.
 
Bleh...don't remind me.

I'm not as excited about Christmas this year as I have been in the past. Too much stress.
 
Christmas is kinda fun, cause we have a big party with lots of people we don't really know and give away lots of toys.
 
Laker_Girl said:
Or so Target would have you believe.

There I am, headed to the Halloween section to get goodies to make goodie bags for my niece and nephew's classes and what do I see on the back wall of the alleged Halloween section??? Christmas lights and lawn ornaments. I mean God, really? Can't I just have my Halloween and then my Thanksgiving??? I'm not ready for Christmas, not at all.

Yeah its crazy. Went to my local mini-mart for some bread today and saw they already had the chocolate Santas for sale.
 
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